Sarcastic Weekly Marriage Tip

By Celeste

Maybe don’t buy very valuable, lucrative collection items (like those beanie baby gold mines shown below) if you are ever considering getting a divorce.  The process of dividing them up in divorce court can be contentious and tedious.  Plus you’ll have to divide your fortune.  And those very valuable tags might get bent up.  Now how will you send your kids to college?!!  Heart breaking. 

Note:  This is a real picture from a couple dividing up their beanie baby booty in divorce court circa 1999 that popped up on Reddit this week.

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